I was charged with shoplifting on three counts.
[spoiler]sorry[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI'd tell you a vagina joke [spoiler]but you're never gonna get it.[/spoiler]
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more of this, less offtopic art threads
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1 ReplySo I'm with my friends one day and we were walking along when some guy runs by us. He was probably just exercising but the strange thing is that he is wearing a track jacket, running shoes... and a pair of Wranglers. My friend points this out and says "why's that dude wearing wranglers while exercising?" So I turn to him and say... [spoiler]I guess runnings just in his jeans...[/spoiler] [spoiler]needless to say I don't have friends anymore[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHey that's pretty good.
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Necks
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Keep the puns going.
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2 RepliesI'd tell you a gay joke, [spoiler][u]butt[/u] I don't think you'd get it[/spoiler]
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Edited by SpookyClassified: 4/11/2017 8:06:45 PMA one , a two, a three, shoplifts. ah ah ah ah.
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1 ReplyYou deserve this! Enjoy!!
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Stop Stop Stop
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1 ReplyThis, we need more of this. You will breathe life here
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👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿
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1 ReplyMore pls. [spoiler][u]bazinga [/u][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThis is why humans exist
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3 RepliesKEEP [b][u]PUN[/u][/b]ISHING OFFTOPIC
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Haha funny
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1 ReplyI'd tell you a penis joke [spoiler]but it's too long.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI'd tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it.
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*cringe
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2 RepliesI don't expect this from someone like you. Someone like me sure.
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2 Replies... I think even my dad might actually cringe at that one. Well played.
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2 RepliesThis is the real offtopic
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1 ReplyI feel the setup is too long and descriptive to make the punch line funny
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I can't believe you have done this.