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originally posted in:The New Dojo
4/4/2017 1:17:33 AM
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"That's good to hear, I suppose. Might I ask what brings you out on such a fine night?"
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Mortar: Well, I couldn't sleep... You see, I have... *He hesitates before continuing* Insomnia, like I have for the past few months, so I like to relax and take a walk outside.
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"Sounds...Interesting. Have you tried warm milk?" he asks, planning on going down the list of things that put him to sleep.
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Mortar: Once, but apparently that just gives me a weird stomach thing, and... Mion: Let's not go into detail...
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"Hmm..ever try counting sheep?" he asks, definitely going down the list now.
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Mortar: Sheep? Last time I did that I just craved lamb chop that night
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Q chuckled, knowing the feeling all too well. "Lets see..ever try a moose tranquilizer?"
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*Mortar chuckles slightly* Don't you have more interesting things to talk about other than my sleep patterns?
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He thinks for a moment checking his watch. "Well, at this hour I'm having kids in a hospital somewhere in Dojoville. Did I mention I'm from the future?"
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Wait, you're having kids? You're from the future? THAT is strange
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"Well, technically, yes to both, and the last thing as well." he said, shrugging. "My ship is under self-repair so I'm stuck here for the time."
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Mortar: Well, that kinda makes sense? Why come here?
