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originally posted in:The New Dojo
4/3/2017 11:39:51 PM
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[i]"Firstly, I wasn't flirting. Secondly, don't tempt me Star. Thirdly do you two want to see the combat augs or passive ones?"[/i]
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"Yeah...a friend..." [i]Star closes her eyes and sighs.[/i] "I'm sorry for being a buzzkill. You thought you were going to have some sex and instead you got a crying girl."
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[i]"No worries, I've got plenty of opportunities for ass in the future. Hell my best friend is a nymphomaniac." [/i]
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[i]Star chuckles at that.[/i] "A nymphomaniac? Sounds like a real friends with benefits situation...wish I had that with Snow..."
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[i]"She ever try takin' a strap? And it is. Want her number?" [/i]
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"Not that I know of....Wait, are you giving me your sex crazed friend's number? Sorry, but...I love Snow too much even if it'll never happen."
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[i]"Yeah, she bangs anyone. Good for a few minutes or hours of pleasure." [/i]
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Edited by Stitch: 4/4/2017 1:32:39 AM"I'm sorry, thanks for the offer anyways. Also, are you suggesting I get Snow to try a strap?"
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[i]"Yeah. It feels like a dick and such." [/i]
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"And how am I supposed to get Snow to say yes to trying it without her knowing I'm gay?"
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[i]"I dunno, ask her nicely to help you 'Explore and see what it feels like to be the man?'"[/i]
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[i]Star thinks for a few moments, drinking her coffee. [/i] "That's not a terrible idea. She might actually go along with that. Thanks!"
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[i]"It pains me to say it, but take my place at the clinic tonight." [/i]
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[i]Star shakes her head.[/i] "N-No! I can't! No way will I have the courage to ask....What if she says no?"
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[i]"Beg her. Tell her I'll give her free gear if she at least tries." [/i]
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"Wouldn't she find that suspicious? She'd wonder why you care. Please! Just bang her, okay? It's not like you'll be the first guy to do it."
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[i]"Won't you be pissed that I'm -blam!-ing your love?" [/i]
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"Y-Yeah, but it'll all be directed at myself. J-Just don't worry about it. Like I said, you won't be the first."
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[i]"Alright, I'll try to... I dunno, enjoy it less? Shit dude I best be going, you leave when you want," JT said before walking to the clinic. [/i]
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"Don't hate yourself for it. I asked for all of this. I got you to do this."
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[i]"Hate myself? Heh, nah, I love myself."[/i]
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[i]She smiles at him.[/i] "Good....Now, uhh..." [i]She blushes.[/i] "How do we...make it look like we had sex?"
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[i]"Take off your clothes, ruffle your hair and quickly put them back on. Mix some mayo with gallium and put it on your face, you're set." [/i]
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"Umm, okay. Wh-What's the gallium for? I've never...I don't know how any of this works or what happens."
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[i]"Gallium is a metal that melts under the heat that the human skin gives off, making it liquid. Mix it with mayo for the cüm-like colour and a bit more coldness so it doesn't melt fast, and meet up with Snow." [/i]
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"C*m? You know what, I'll just get right on that." [i]She messes with her hair and clothes.[/i]
