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originally posted in:The New Dojo
4/2/2017 11:03:23 PM
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"WHY ARE YOU SAYING HELLO WHEN THERE'S A VEX GATE HERE?!
[b]He turned to Blake [/b]
"But hi."
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Chase walked around the gate to see a post-it note. He took it off the gate, and read it, "No wonder this is made of duct tape."
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"Who's is it?! Go on, spit it out!"
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Chase shows the note to Scorch, "Property of Fionn McNamara." "That's his last name?" JJ asked.
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"I don't know him, so it doesn't count!" [b]He gives the gate a kick [/b]
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The Gate powers on, sucking them all through. "F**K!" Blake yelled.
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"HAHAHAHAHAHH!!!" [b]Scorch laughed like a mad man, obviously excited [/b]
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They all find themselves on Venus, somewhere on the Crucible map [i]Shores of Time[/i]. The three Titans were all piled on top of each other.
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[b]Scorch, the only Hunter, through the Titans off and rose to his feet, looking around [/b] "SHAXX!!!"
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"Blake, get off me!" JJ demanded. "I can't, Chase is on top of me!" Blake replied. Chase's helmet was off as he lie unconscious on top of both of them.
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"Fúcking dumbasses..." [b]Scorch said, walking around the map [/b]
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JJ rolled out from under his teammates, realizing that Blake lost his glasses until. [i]Crunch![/i] Blake had fallen onto his own pair of glasses. "I can't see a thing!" Blake complained.
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"Yeah no shit, you just broke your glasses...." [b]Scorch sighed heavily [/b]
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"Yep. That's why Blake's the team idiot," JJ said, sighing as he picked up Chase.
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"Any of you guys got an extra pair?"
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Blake's Ghost, Flame appeared, "I do..."
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"So give them to Blake dammit!!"
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The Ghost transmatted the glasses onto Blake's face as the Titan got into his feet.
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"Alright! Now what?!,"
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"Head to the Tower, thankfully, there's no Crucible match going on," JJ said. Blake got to his feet.
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"How do you think they'll greet us when we get back? Probably super pissed."
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"Why? They know how we got there."
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"Well you guys have Zavala. He'll go easy on you guys."
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"Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha," Blake's Ghost, Flame said. "Yeah, Cayde's no longer Hunter Vanguard." [spoiler]Mark-54 is your Vanguard Hunter, now.[/spoiler]
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(Stahp killin' teh storrryyeee liiinnneeezzz. Itszzz cringyy))
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[spoiler]Really?[/spoiler]
