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originally posted in:The New Dojo
4/1/2017 3:33:05 PM
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[b]Dojo Courtyard // 6:02 PM // Marshal JT. [/b]
[i] "For the last time Mark, I'm not buying -blam!-ing coke, I've got a reput- Oh -blam!- off mate," JT said into his Tac-Pad with a chuckle, eyes fixated on the screen built into his right arm. He tapped away at it, closed the call and allowed the screen to fade to black as he walked through the courtyard. He had a coffee in hand from the local Starbucks who managed to misspell a two-letter name. They wrote "JayTea" for some reason, damn hipsters.
The Marshal had only bore a few of his firearms on him, only his old T-29 Quantum revolvers and his shotgun, Triple Tap, as well as the Champions Rifle. He stood in the center of the courtyard and he had set up targets prior, which he proceeded to fire upon for simple practice. [/i]
((Open. Chill post, don't be a dick pls))
English
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[i]"She ever try takin' a strap? And it is. Want her number?" [/i]
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"Not that I know of....Wait, are you giving me your sex crazed friend's number? Sorry, but...I love Snow too much even if it'll never happen."
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[i]"Yeah, she bangs anyone. Good for a few minutes or hours of pleasure." [/i]
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Edited by Stitch: 4/4/2017 1:32:39 AM"I'm sorry, thanks for the offer anyways. Also, are you suggesting I get Snow to try a strap?"
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[i]"Yeah. It feels like a dick and such." [/i]
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"And how am I supposed to get Snow to say yes to trying it without her knowing I'm gay?"
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[i]"I dunno, ask her nicely to help you 'Explore and see what it feels like to be the man?'"[/i]
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[i]Star thinks for a few moments, drinking her coffee. [/i] "That's not a terrible idea. She might actually go along with that. Thanks!"
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[i]"It pains me to say it, but take my place at the clinic tonight." [/i]
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[i]Star shakes her head.[/i] "N-No! I can't! No way will I have the courage to ask....What if she says no?"
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[i]"Beg her. Tell her I'll give her free gear if she at least tries." [/i]
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"Wouldn't she find that suspicious? She'd wonder why you care. Please! Just bang her, okay? It's not like you'll be the first guy to do it."
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[i]"Won't you be pissed that I'm -blam!-ing your love?" [/i]
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"Y-Yeah, but it'll all be directed at myself. J-Just don't worry about it. Like I said, you won't be the first."
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[i]"Alright, I'll try to... I dunno, enjoy it less? Shit dude I best be going, you leave when you want," JT said before walking to the clinic. [/i]
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"Don't hate yourself for it. I asked for all of this. I got you to do this."
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[i]"Hate myself? Heh, nah, I love myself."[/i]
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[i]She smiles at him.[/i] "Good....Now, uhh..." [i]She blushes.[/i] "How do we...make it look like we had sex?"
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[i]"Take off your clothes, ruffle your hair and quickly put them back on. Mix some mayo with gallium and put it on your face, you're set." [/i]
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"Umm, okay. Wh-What's the gallium for? I've never...I don't know how any of this works or what happens."
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[i]"Gallium is a metal that melts under the heat that the human skin gives off, making it liquid. Mix it with mayo for the cüm-like colour and a bit more coldness so it doesn't melt fast, and meet up with Snow." [/i]
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"C*m? You know what, I'll just get right on that." [i]She messes with her hair and clothes.[/i]
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[i]JT waves goodbye and goes to the clinic, entering after forty minutes and looking for Snow. [/i]
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[i]Snow is sitting on the ground, waiting patiently.[/i] "So, how'd it go?"
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[i]"Eh, Star didn't last that long."[/i]
