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originally posted in:The New Dojo
3/22/2017 12:00:06 AM
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[i]"Kid I will turn your throat into a sheath and use the head as an undead sex toy if you threaten me again."[/i]
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Angela: Big talk for a small cowboy. Ahhh Im only messing around JT. Here catch! *Angela throws JT the most expensive whiskey ever made* Angela: you could say its like a bundle. You get a diamond knife and the most expensive bottle of whiskey free
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[i]"...Well you've got your mother's flashiness," JT said as he took a swig of the whiskey. [/i]
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Haylee "Yea she has nearly everything of mine.... bit too beautiful if you ask me." Angela: Sorry but I am just better looking than you. Haylee: Kiss my ass! Angela: if you actually had one then maybe I could. Haylee and Angela were both smiling at this point. Haylee: It's been way too long... thanks JT this was the best thing I could ask for
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[i]"No prob- Wait you don't have an ass what the -blam!-?"[/i]
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Angela: JT... Im kidding. Me and my mother share the same size of ass... you however will never grab em.... so buzz that thought out your head!"
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[i]"No offence Ang, but your mother is the one I'd rather go after. And Christ almighty, I don't obsess over banging y'all all day long. Only from time to time." At least JT was an honest man. [/i]
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Angela: Did you... you just called me ang? I've not heard that nickname in 150 years.. christ all mighty
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[i]"Yeah, issu- Wait Jack ain't 150 years old kid something seems -blam!-y. Your mother I can understand as she's part god and you're her kid, but Jack?"[/i]
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Edited by EnglandIsMyCity: 3/22/2017 12:21:59 AMHaylee: Jack... Im not sure what happend to him... He left angela and me so I dont know... she dont have a dad anymore...
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[i]"Huh. Yeah I wouldn't exactly know what being a good dad's like, lets just say I have... A lot of kids, most in their 20's by now." [/i]
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Haylee: JT... can I talk to you alone for a second?
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[i]"Alright. Give us five minutes Angela?"[/i]
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Angela: Sure. I'm having some whiskey though
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[i]"Alright. What'cha need Haylee?"[/i]
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Haylee: Look out for Angela will you? She isnt a killer at heart.. when she was a girl she dreamed of working with me... I enjoyed listening to the stories she made... As long as you watch over her I can carry on with my duty here... I can provide this place with new tech and furnishing. You think you can do it?
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[i]"Yeah, she got a fear of heights?"[/i]
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Haylee: No. Dude.. She was born from a valkyrie and spent her time in a spaceship... of course not
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[i]"Good."[/i]
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Edited by EnglandIsMyCity: 3/22/2017 12:41:27 AMAngela: Oi! When you two are done exchanging sexual favours I got something to tell you both!
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[i]"Firstly stop making sex jokes before I walk away and buy a hooker! Second, what?"[/i]
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Angela: I've got in contact with one of my ex-squad mates. Murphy, She says she has heard the general say multiple times that he wants me executed. But all the soilders he asks are too afraid to face me
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[i]"Well then you'll be staying with me, waaay the -blam!- away from that general?" [/i]
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Angela: I have no other options. It's either stay with my mother and my friend or be hunted by my army...
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[i]"Oh I don't stay in one place kid. Well technically I do but still."[/i]
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Angela: Movement is required. Luckily every town knows me and wont rat me out. Their armourys belong to me and they agreed to hide me.
