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	WHEEWWWNNN!? WHEENNN WILL MY SUFFERING END UH HUUUUHHHHH! *CRIES THE MOST INTENSE LAKE, RECORDED TO MAN*
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	as a person who suffers, cries lakes occasionally, and is a man, this offends me.
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	* wait * * Is this the guy who once commented on thread in ages past about video games? * * didn't he have a sunbero Mexican hat? * Good thing he can't read my mind hehehe
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	As a person who wears a sombrero, this offends me
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	Just take my money.
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	As a person who has money, this offends me
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	Your offended.
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	As a person who is offended, this offends me.
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	Offendception.
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	As a person who has been in many offendceptions, this offends me.
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	Hmmmm... you're awesome.
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	as a person who is awesome, this offends me.
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	Apathy!
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	As a person who is apathetic, I'm offended.
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	We will die one day.
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	Didn't expect this to become this long.
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	Hehehe.
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	As a person who is dead, this offends me.
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	All of this offends me.
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	As a person who is offended by all of this, this offends me.