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	As a wearer of jeans this offends me
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	Bah! Personal comfort cannot be held accountable for offense!
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	As a person of comfort, this offends me.
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	Dam! He's one step ahead!
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	Edited by icothiba: 1/18/2017 12:19:52 AMAs a person who has been to a dam, this offends me.
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	I'm offended to your offence of being offended, to somthing that is non-offendable!
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	As a person who is offended, this offends me.
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	*pulls hair out in rage* I'M SENDING MYSELF TO THE SHADOW REALM! I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
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	as a person who lives in the Shadow realm, this offends me
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	Fraaaaaskkkkkkk you!
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	As a person who fraaaaaskkkkkkks people, this offends me.
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	WHEEWWWNNN!? WHEENNN WILL MY SUFFERING END UH HUUUUHHHHH! *CRIES THE MOST INTENSE LAKE, RECORDED TO MAN*
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	as a person who suffers, cries lakes occasionally, and is a man, this offends me.
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	* wait * * Is this the guy who once commented on thread in ages past about video games? * * didn't he have a sunbero Mexican hat? * Good thing he can't read my mind hehehe
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	As a person who wears a sombrero, this offends me
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	Just take my money.
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	As a person who has money, this offends me
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	Your offended.
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	As a person who is offended, this offends me.
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	Offendception.
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	As a person who has been in many offendceptions, this offends me.
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	Hmmmm... you're awesome.
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	as a person who is awesome, this offends me.
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	Apathy!
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	As a person who is apathetic, I'm offended.