originally posted in:The New Dojo
					
				
				
					
								
					
					
				
				
			
				"NO YOU! ANTICHRIST!"
He charges at you wielding a large staff 
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	"CHARGE!" [b]Thousands of knights swarm the dojo's entrance, cutting down whatever stands in their way. The trebuchets all fire from a distance.[/b]
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	"AVE ROMANUS!" Roman ballista open fire as the legions of Byzantium march forth flinging Greek fire.
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	[b]A few of the soldiers fall to the mighty ballista, but their halberds cut through the infantry. The trebuchets do not seem strong enough to penetrate to dojos walls, though.[/b] "VIVA LA DEUS!"
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	The Russian military drops in on bear cavalry wielding AK-47s. "PUTIN VULT!"
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	[spoiler]Soviet Russia was Atheist though...[/spoiler] [b]The soldiers put down their halberds to pull out bibles that are sharper than two edged swords.[/b]