- Hal Jordan never thinks, he just does.
- He let the self-proclaimed Guardians of the Universe betray his Corps time after time.
- He can't keep Carol Ferris from leaving him over and over.
- His city got nuked by Mongul, he went batshit crazy and killed everyone in the Green Lantern Corps except a few people and took their rings, called himself Parallax, from being influenced by Parallax, proving he's susceptible to fear.
- Meanwhile, Sinestro loses his best friend, his wife, his daughter (temporarily) and keeps it cool.
- Sinestro then loses his entire planet, and all he does is switch his power rings.
Remember people, Hal Jordan is that bag of flaming shit those teenagers left on your neighbors porch.
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3 RepliesDidn't he have an Eskimo side kick he racially harassed too?
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1 ReplyIon puts superman in his place though.
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1 ReplyAtrocitus and the Red Lanterns > Everyone
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3 RepliesEdited by Horacio Crux: 12/23/2016 5:28:02 PMWhat ever happened to Guy Gardener? [spoiler]or do we not speak of him?[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesKyle rayner is better
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3 RepliesKyle Rayner was the better lantern because of this comic excerpt you see here.
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5 RepliesPlaying devil's advocate here, but Hal did give up godhood on his own free will.
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1 ReplyJohn Stewart is the only Green Lantern that I'll ever acknowledge. That Hal Jordan fellow can go suck a.....Lemon.
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6 RepliesWhat about Kyle Rayner..I thought he did a great job as a Green Lantern
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1 ReplyHal jorden kicked senestros ass multiple times sooo....
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3 RepliesHal E. Copter is the true Hal. [spoiler]RESCUE HEROES![/spoiler] [spoiler][i]I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.[/i][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyOh...it's a gimmick
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1 ReplyDon't forget his movie was ass
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2 RepliesUr mum
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3 Replies*shows sinestro the color green*
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3 RepliesJohn Stewart is cool though, right. Or are you a racist?