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"FIZZCO CAN SUCK MY ASS" He flips off wherever you are
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"he had to drop out of school at 13, lie about his age, and pick up a job working for FizzCo, who were taking on employees in preparation to sell their new drink, Overcharge, a promising drink for all the well-to-do young men and women of the thriving Sunset City"
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"THAT'S MY BIO, STOP QUOTING IT"
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>Says he doesn't work for FizzCo >Worked for FizzCo >Disregards how I put ex-FizzCo in the OP >Don't drink zombie soda kids
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"I NEVER TOUCHED THE SHIT, IGNORE -blam!-ING SONIC, HE'S SPECIAL!" The writer gets triggered and salty