NaHBrO.
Man I was hoping that would get a good reaction.
ONaNa, what's my name?
HeHe, that joke was terrible.
						
					
					
				- 
   
	Edited by PKun, Grey Knight: 11/20/2016 7:12:59 PMChemistry jokes and I don't exactly have the greatest bond with each other.
- 
   
	8 RepliesWell, -273°C [spoiler]Why only chemistry jokes? Why not all sorts of science jokes?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Do I need to explain the joke??[/spoiler]
- 
   
	
- 
   
	I'm very NaCl.
- 
   
	4 RepliesEdited by InfamousDwarf93: 11/14/2016 1:02:53 AMJokes on you helium doesn't make bonds but it's mighty noble of u to try
- 
   
	All the good jokes Argon
- 
   
	6 RepliesAyy gurl. Are you a perfect amount of red phosphorus and I am a wooden stick? Because we're a match.
- 
   
	2 Replies[i] [/i]
- 
   
	NaCl ----- NaOH Red alert: our base is under assault
- 
   
	1 Reply20 Sodiums walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
- 
   
	1 ReplyDid you know that sulfur hexafluoride is a nontoxic, clear, odorless gas that unlike helium, when inhaled causes the inhaler's voice to deepen?
- 
   
	4 RepliesLife is precious, and suicide is a serious issue to be handled by licensed professionals. Bungie employees and forum moderators are not trained to handle those in a suicidal crisis; please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-TALK (8255). You may also wish to contact any of the following crisis prevention resources: US: www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org www.spanusa.org UK: http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Suicide/Pages/Getting-help.aspx Canada: http://suicideprevention.ca/thinking-about-suicide/find-a-crisis-centre/ International Directory: http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html Military Crisis Line: Active duty, Guard and reserve service members, their families and friends stateside and in Europe have 24/7 access to the Military Crisis Line at no cost. For crisis support, those in the U.S. call 800-273-8255, then press 1. Callers in Europe dial 00800-1273-8255 or DSN 118. The toll-free service in Europe may not be available through all carriers or in all countries. Military One Source Toll Free Number: 800-342-9647 Military One Source Crisis Prevention: http://m.militaryonesource.mil/crisis-prevention.
- 
   
	
- 
   
	Please, just stop. All of you. Please.
- 
   
	K then
- 
   
	What do you do with a sick chemist? [spoiler]if you can't curium, and you can't helium, you might as well barium.[/spoiler]
- 
   
	For some people, bacteria is the only culture they have.
- 
   
	10 RepliesWhat do Chemists have as pets? [spoiler]CAT-alysts[/spoiler] That was Sodium funny. [spoiler]I slapped my Neon that one.[/spoiler] I once told a joke about Gold and acid. [spoiler]No reaction.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm in my element.[/spoiler] Did you hear about the Chemist that fell over whilst holding Sodium Hydroxide? [spoiler]He dropped the base.[/spoiler] Why was the Chemist kicked out of the lab? [spoiler]He bleached the rules.[/spoiler]
- 
   
	Why did you just throw Sodium chloride at me? That could be taken as a salt.
- 
   
	2 RepliesYour girlfriend is a 164.93032 [i]just sayin....[/i]
- 
   
	Sodium, Hydrogen, Barium, and oxygen?
- 
   
	Uhhh.....uhhh.....6.02 x 10^23
- 
   
	2 RepliesEdited by Frieren: 11/14/2016 12:50:17 AMI think Mr Krabs is a chemist and is trying to tell us something when laughs AgAgAgAgAgAgAgAgAg
- 
   
	1 ReplyPotassium yttrium sulfur
- 
   
	Okay. You win.
- 
   
	You want some salt? Na.
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    