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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/28/2016 8:40:02 PM
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[b]A godly voice from above calls out.[/b] "Yes, young one."
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huh. cool
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"Grab your meal, young one."
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*walks around the machine until i find a hatch* Huh. *opens it and sees a cheeseburger... or teddyburger in this case* Hm *i take it out and take a bite* Mmm? *as i chew, it actually tastes pretty good* Wow -gulp- that aint bad.
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"Ain't bad, my child? It must be defective! This is the food of the gods! Discarded characters are few and far between!"
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Huh. Well, i guess its very good then. And why do you keep calling me your child? my parents are... well... not around.anymore. -sniffle-
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"We are of the gods, child. You are our creation. All is. Put the burger back in the grinder, child. We shall fix this abhorrent mistake."
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*tosses is back in* So are you the one who kicked me out or was that all Cerberus?
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"No, we just don't like you." [b]The burger pops out again, tasting right this time.[/b]
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*noms the burger* Makes sense. Thanks for throwing me here btw, its almost as bad as the other place. Almost.
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"Even Satan doesn't like you. He kicked you out too."
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That's actually good news. *nom* Thanks for the burger! *walks off*
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"We all hate you!" [b]The voices fade away.[/b]
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I hate you too! Except for Cereb, and Pete, and Kitsune. Kitsune's nice.
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"Kitsune's only nice when she has to be! And that's all the time for mortals such as you! We all hate you!"
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Aren't you nice.
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"Listen, you're the one fûcking with our plans!"
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Wheeeeeeeeel excuse me for being unhealthily curious!
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"You know what. Fûck you." [b]You are floated over to the grinder, and dropped in. The last thing you see is the whirling blades of the grinder. That is, until you drop from the sky.[/b] "Looks like Lucifer wouldn't take you again. He's so picky these days." [b]A dig rings out. Your precious corpse is done.[/b]
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*runs away from the machine*
