originally posted in:The New Dojo
You dont understand, i like chocolate. *has already finished most of the first steps and is mixing the batter in a glass bowl*
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"Why?"
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Because its tastey, and smells nice? *shrugs as i pour the batter into a metal cake pan*
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"It smells alright. It actually goes extinct in the Year 2710
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Maybe on earth. heh heh.
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"Yeah. Been to the future. Weird place."
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Sounds weird. Especially since we're not on earth.
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"What does earth have to do with it?"
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Origin of chocolate. *yawns as i put the cake in the oven*
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"Actually no. The oldest chocolate dates back on the planet, Nineta. Or maybe not. To much time."
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*shakes my head* Uhg.. too confusing. [spoiler]care to know what the apron says?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Yes Please! [/spoiler] "Yeah. It is."
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*as i turn to refill my cup with orange soda, the words on my apron become visible. they say "sniff the cook". To humans it may be weird but its a well known joke among canines/ canine type creatures.*
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"...." [b]Speechless [/b]
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*sees the look on your face* What? ... Oh, its the apron, isnt it?
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"You're telling me to sniff your ass."
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Heck no! Its a joke! Why do all humans not get that?
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"What's the joke?"
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Its the apron itself. It just.. is. *sigh* Its dog humor, you wouldnt get it.. -sips my soda-
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"Okay. How much longer for the cake?"
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OH my gosh! THe cake! *rushes to the oven and takes the cake out* Phew, purrfect. (pardon my puns) *brings the cake over and sets it down * Ok, should be ready.
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[b]The woman sits down, a fork forming in her hand as she cuts a small piece, eating it. [/b] "That's really good!"
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*blushes* daww.. thanks. [spoiler]dont take that the wrong way.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Royal Blade: 10/28/2016 2:01:44 AM[spoiler]Im not xD[/spoiler] [b]A few minutes later, there's still 7/8 of the cake left, and Zora stands tall [/b] "Thanks for the cake. But I gotta head out. Time problems."
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Okie dokie, nice meeting you.
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"You as well ' I'm Quincy. '" [b]She disappears into thin air, leaving the bottle there. Might be worth keeping if you see her again or want to give it to someone[/b] >Take it >Leave it