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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/28/2016 1:05:59 AM
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*giggles then takes swig of my soda* Sooo... hungry? I seriously feel like i could cook a feast right now.
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"You just had a sandwich!"
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No no. not for me. I was asking you if there's anything i could make you. Im still in a good mood and i feel chef-y.
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"No thank you. I'm not hungry."
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Oh come on, anything at all? Anything?
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"A cake then. Chocolate."
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Hmmm... Ok then.. *puts on an apron with one of those cheesy sayings on it (its not bad but people would cringe) and gets to work on a cake* I Gotta be careful not to eat any, chocolate doesnt respond well with my stomach.
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"Then don't eat any. Simple,"
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You dont understand, i like chocolate. *has already finished most of the first steps and is mixing the batter in a glass bowl*
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"Why?"
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Because its tastey, and smells nice? *shrugs as i pour the batter into a metal cake pan*
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"It smells alright. It actually goes extinct in the Year 2710
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Maybe on earth. heh heh.
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"Yeah. Been to the future. Weird place."
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Sounds weird. Especially since we're not on earth.
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"What does earth have to do with it?"
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Origin of chocolate. *yawns as i put the cake in the oven*
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"Actually no. The oldest chocolate dates back on the planet, Nineta. Or maybe not. To much time."
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*shakes my head* Uhg.. too confusing. [spoiler]care to know what the apron says?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Yes Please! [/spoiler] "Yeah. It is."
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*as i turn to refill my cup with orange soda, the words on my apron become visible. they say "sniff the cook". To humans it may be weird but its a well known joke among canines/ canine type creatures.*
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"...." [b]Speechless [/b]
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*sees the look on your face* What? ... Oh, its the apron, isnt it?
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"You're telling me to sniff your ass."
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Heck no! Its a joke! Why do all humans not get that?
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"What's the joke?"
