originally posted in:The New Dojo
[i]Charlie laughed.[/i] "I doubt they would even work actually. I've observed that my anatomy is on the strange side."
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"You never know... Drugs work in mysterious ways..."
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"Then give me some and be amazed by nothing."
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[b]She hands him a pill.[/b] "Let the magic happen."
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[i]Charlie looks the pill over.[/i] "Here it goes." [i]He eats the pill. Nothing happens.[/i]
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[b]She gives him five more.[/b]
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"I don't think you understand. I'm not capable of getting drunk or high. I don't know why, but I can't."
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"Well. That's bad! I'll fix that one day... When I figure it out. One day..."
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"I'll tell you if I figure anything out."
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"Okay. It's a bummer that you can't get high, though. It's realllllly fun."
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[i]Charlie laughs again[/i] , Yeah, I bet. Hopefull I can feel the affects some other time."
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"Oh, I'm gonna make sure you feel the effects some other time! No matter what!"
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"Good luck with that strange goal."
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"It will be aaaaaaccccchhhhhhhiiiiiiieeeeved!"
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"Yeah...you can go now."
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[b]Sje gets really close to him.[/b] "Can't tell me what to do."
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"I can tell you, but I can't force you."
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"I mean, you could. I'm too high to stop you moving me."
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"...Just go."
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"Never."
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"Do I need to break the 4th wall?"
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"I've already broken it."
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"You probably broke it by sitting on it with that fat*ss of yours."
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[b]She seems to suddenly get very, [i]very[/i] angry.[/b] "What did you just say to me?"
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[i]Charlie can't resist laughing a little.[/i] "You heard me, fat b*tch."
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[b]She pulls a grenade from her belt, and tackles him to the ground. She raises it over him. It's very predominately clear she will shove this into his chest if he doesn't do something fast.[/b]