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[b]AND A WILD SARGENBUFF OUT OF NOWHERE[/b] [b]HE MURDERS EVERYTHING IN SIGHT BUT ALLIES[/b]
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[b]THATS SURPRISING CONSIDERING ITS STILL TUBBS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE![/b]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 8/29/2016 7:45:49 PM[b]WHAT???[/b]
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[b]TEAM KILLING ASSHOLE![/b] [b]SARGENBUFF IS LIT WITH GUNFIRE![/b]
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[b]HE STARTS EATING PEOPLE LEFT AND RIGHT[/b]
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
*Mortar runs in, attempting to run past the defenses and destroy the towers* -
[b]He's met with a hail of gunfire. But he sees the entrance to the right tower is open.[/b]
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
*He grits his teeth, braving the bullets as he dissolves into the ground, reforming behind the open door* Oh, yeah, I can do that. Why can't I just do that and go to the big guy? -
[spoiler]....what r u talking about lol[/spoiler] [b]Turrets eject out of the ceiling and power on, locking on mortar.[/b]
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
[spoiler] isn't there a commander we need to fight eventually?[/spoiler] Shit. *Mortar dissolves into the ground and reforms in front of one, slicing at it. He then stabs his sword in the ground, creating a shockwave that knocks the turrets out* -
[b]The turrets Fall out of their sockets and explode. The elevator in the centre of the building seems to be the way up.[/b]
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
*Mortar waits for the elevator, ready for an attack* -
[b]The elevator comes down. No one is on it.[/b]
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
*Mortar gets on* -
[b]There are six whole floors to choose from![/b]
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
*He chooses the sixth floor, seven is his lucky number but it doesn't go that high* -
[b]The elevator moves up very, very slowly. As he passes the first floor he realizes that the elevator is completely made of glass.[/b]
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
Oh, great. A Wonkavator. Let's see. Can this thing go sideways? Slantways? -
[b]Unfortunately this story isn't as cool as that. The elevator keeps moving up.[/b]
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
*Mortar sighs as he waits* Oh well. Might as well stream what's about to happen. *He takes out a GoPro and attaches it to his chest* Well. Let's go. -
[b]As he reaches the third floor riflemen are all aimed at him. It's an ambush.[/b]
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
Oh, hey. *He presses the first door button and the elevator goes down* Ignore me -
[b]The elevator goes down and the men don't shoot him....[/b]
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
*But Mortar, being the smart guy that he is, dissolves into the elevator and reforms behind them, slashing at them all* Yeah, that probably wasn't a smart choice to ignore me -
[b]The riflemen fall to the ground dead. But now mortar has to wait for the elevator again....[/b] [spoiler]continue on to next post[/spoiler]