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	"Him."
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	Mortar: Forget it. *Mortar grunts slightly frustrated*
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	"Mwuhahaha. I'm an evil man."
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	*Mortar looks up* You know I'm eviler than you
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	"We're actually pretty equal."
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	Well... I was a god of death... I've killed universes
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	"And?"
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	I know you destroyed a lot... But seriously
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	"Seriously!"
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	You didn't kill as much
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	"Kind of did."
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	You know what universes are
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	"Of course."
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	*Mortar sighs*
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	"... So."
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	I really have to talk to Serenity
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	"Go ahead."
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	Thanks. By the end of the day I am gonna have a girlfriend. *He smiles as he starts walking away* See ya Roy
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	"Wait what?!"
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	*He turns around* You didn't know that I liked her?
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	"YOU'VE BEEN DEAD! HOW WOULD I?"
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	Well before I was dead, silly.
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	"Well I always thought you started acting weird AROUND her."
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	*Mortar raises a brow* Didn't think I acted THAT weird
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	"You totally did."
 
										 
					 
		    