He is my son and I can't find him anywhere. He's been missing for several days. 
He was last seen cooking some spicy meat in the Australian outback.
						
					
					
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	LOL, -blam!-ing Ainsley Harriott. The BBC did a show where they traced his ancestors and he was like "I bet they were all proud black people blah blah" turns out his great great grandfather was a white slave trader and another ancestor was a prostitute who made enough money laying on her back to buy 7 houses!!
 
										 
					 
		    