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6/18/2016 4:47:05 PM
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Why do Praetorians always lose in court?
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Rich, cinematic story telling
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That's actually pretty good. Reading in a public bathroom and chuckled. Made the next stall over uncomfortable. Bonus!
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Brb ending my life.
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5 RepliesFind the tan(X) of the angle in the houses roof Answer:none, tan(X) has no house
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Good old VoG
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Edited by PoOhBeAr: 6/21/2016 7:17:08 PMBest one ever. [spoiler]Bungie to team up with Activision and create a successful game.[/spoiler]
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46 Replies95% of these people have no idea what a praetorian is. #y1ftw
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How are feminists and Guardians similar? [spoiler]They always want the Last Word and They both want big changes.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by B: 6/20/2016 5:54:19 PMWhere do warlocks shop for furniture? [spoiler]Ikora[/spoiler] Where do the fallen sell their old pikes and ketches? [spoiler]Dreg's List[/spoiler] What do vandals do when their girls come over? [spoiler]Sepiks n' chill[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHey baby are you a sync plate because my spire is rising.
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1 ReplyThere is no bigger joke than destiny.
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1 ReplyWhy did the chicken cross the road? [spoiler]To get to the other side[/spoiler]
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How does the traveller speak? [spoiler]through his speaker[/spoiler]
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Hey honey I must be golgoroth, because you've taken my gaze.
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5 RepliesEdited by Frozone's Super Suit: 6/19/2016 2:48:52 AMWhat do Hezen Vex wrap their food in? [i]Praetorian Foil[/i]
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2 RepliesWhy does The Templar get no dates? [spoiler]Because he has Harpies[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesWhy doesn't Oryx have a penis? [spoiler]Because it was taken[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyVariks lost his arms and replaced them with robotic ones, guess he wasnt very handy.
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Why do the Iron Banner hate fallen? [spoiler]They have Saladin their kitchen.[/spoiler]
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I love the "kys" tag LOL
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3 RepliesWhy is there no time to explain? [spoiler]Because there is no story to tell.[/spoiler]
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No it's because their defense was foiled
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8 RepliesWhat is the name of Iron Man and The Hulks adopted child? [spoiler]Iron Banner[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Angel_Soren: 6/20/2016 6:04:21 PMIf a blue man lives in a blue house and a green man lives in a green house, then who lives in the white house? [spoiler]Not Taniks. Cause Taniks has no house[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI heard Nerf is trying to get a partnership with bungie
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3 RepliesWanna hear a joke? Bungie's Balancing Skills.
