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6/18/2016 1:44:18 PM
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My car got run over by a phone
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HAHA MY DAD JUST RAN OVER MY AUNTS BAG AND DESTROYED HER PHONE
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3 RepliesHow big was the phone?! How does it run over a car?!
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Duct tape solves all problems.
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4 Repliesput it in rice
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1 ReplyMy by run over got phone just car
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1 ReplyIs it a Nokia
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1 ReplyNokia is the answer to everything
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If the phone had a gun it would've been safe
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2 RepliesGlass the planet.
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Robitussin always works
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My phone actually got run over by a car about three weeks ago, funnily enough.
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I said the same exact thing on some thread a while ago
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Dingo ate my baby.
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1 ReplyAccuse it of a crime it di[i]dn't commit. ALL IT DID WAS GET RID OF EVIDENCE. [/i]
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3 RepliesMicrowave it
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2 RepliesUse a floppy disk
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Yes we've all left are car on the top of our phone
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Try turning it off and on
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1 ReplyBuild a wall around it.
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1 ReplyTime to buy some new Hot Wheels..
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A baby pulled my alligator into the water. The alligator then proceeded to wrestle me until I drowned. [i]wat do?[/i]
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3 RepliesMy gorilla fell into a pit and got dragged by a child.
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1 ReplyTry Xbox.com or microwave it
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Well, obviously you should start training for the Assassination of Hitler 2.0
