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6/18/2016 5:10:35 AM
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[i]"Wrong. I have two."[/i]
He blows her head off.
[spoiler]let's rewind, shall we? Seems your memory is a bit off, eh?[/spoiler]
He asks her, dead serious.
[i]"Something only you would know. How many penises do I have?"[/i]
He keeps his weapon pointed at her, unwavering.
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[spoiler][quote][i]"Wrong. I have two."[/i][/quote] WAIT, WHAT. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]it's true[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Holy fuk. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]He's a legend.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Okei.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I thought he only had one?.....[/spoiler] "Two, I remember them too..."
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[spoiler]nope. Two dicks. I know my character well.[/spoiler] He lowers his arm. Indeed it was her. A smile drew on his lips. [i]"Hello, love. It's been a while."[/i]
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[b]Vaaxius glomps the every living f*ck out of him, hugging him tightly.[/b]
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He stood his ground, her glomp making his back arch only slightly. [i]"There she is..."[/i]
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"I missed you so much.... I don't care if you're not the same Traliks from my reality... You're still you..."
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[i]"Indeed I am. You, on the other hand, have changed quite a bit..."[/i]
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"It's kind of a long story...."
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He observed her body. [i]"Well, you've kept your sexy shape, so at least you still have that."[/i] He smirks.
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[b]Vaaxius chuckles.[/b] "So how did you get all of this gear?"
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[i]"I got it through the years."[/i] He carried his weapons, and wore nothing but Space marine armour over critical spots. Most of his legs and arms were exposed, letting her drool over their bulging musculature. Some parts of his chest was exposed too, letting her gaze into his chiseled abs. On his back was a strange pack without a bottom. Ork magic.
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[b]Vaaxius stares at everything with awe, her eyes widening.[/b]
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[i]"Each item I carry has a history of its own. A tale to tell. A legend... and now you're just staring at my abs."[/i] He chuckles. [i]"Can't blame you."[/i]
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[b]Vaaxius softly rubs them.[/b] "They're so nice.... I mean what! I'm focused!"
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He chuckles. [i]"They have been waiting for you. In all the milennia, I haven't touched another woman, promise! Although not for lack of them constantly trying..."[/i]
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"Well if they try while I'm around. They'll get to see what the top of the ship looks like."
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He smiles. He puts away his two lower weapons, picks her up and holds her to his height. [i]"I've missed you, Baby."[/i] He kisses her.
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[b]Vaaxius kisses back, her lips still soft despite her looks.[/b]
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Despite his hardened nature, despite being from another universe, his kiss tasted just the same as she remembered.
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[b]Vaaxius melts into his arms, her eyes filled with joy. Even with what she was, she was still the same.[/b]
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He put her back down on the ground. [i]"Glad to see you're still kicking, babe."[/i]
