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6/18/2016 5:04:22 AM
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[b]She looks up at him.[/b]
"Am I really gone? Did they take everything good about me and destroy it? So much so that you can't even tell me apart from any of them?"
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[spoiler]literally.[/spoiler] [i]"Answer me this. How many penises do I have?"[/i] [spoiler]only she would know.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]what the fück.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]hue. Read the answer.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh God. I read it.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]YEAH.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]im not asking how it works.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Wait what. [/spoiler]
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"One, I remember it perfectly..." [b]Vaaxius blushes intensely.[/b] [spoiler]I feel so weird now[/spoiler]
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[i]"Wrong. I have two."[/i] He blows her head off. [spoiler]let's rewind, shall we? Seems your memory is a bit off, eh?[/spoiler] He asks her, dead serious. [i]"Something only you would know. How many penises do I have?"[/i] He keeps his weapon pointed at her, unwavering.
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[spoiler][quote][i]"Wrong. I have two."[/i][/quote] WAIT, WHAT. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]it's true[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Holy fuk. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]He's a legend.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Okei.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I thought he only had one?.....[/spoiler] "Two, I remember them too..."
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[spoiler]nope. Two dicks. I know my character well.[/spoiler] He lowers his arm. Indeed it was her. A smile drew on his lips. [i]"Hello, love. It's been a while."[/i]
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[b]Vaaxius glomps the every living f*ck out of him, hugging him tightly.[/b]
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He stood his ground, her glomp making his back arch only slightly. [i]"There she is..."[/i]
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"I missed you so much.... I don't care if you're not the same Traliks from my reality... You're still you..."
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[i]"Indeed I am. You, on the other hand, have changed quite a bit..."[/i]
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"It's kind of a long story...."
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He observed her body. [i]"Well, you've kept your sexy shape, so at least you still have that."[/i] He smirks.
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[b]Vaaxius chuckles.[/b] "So how did you get all of this gear?"
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[i]"I got it through the years."[/i] He carried his weapons, and wore nothing but Space marine armour over critical spots. Most of his legs and arms were exposed, letting her drool over their bulging musculature. Some parts of his chest was exposed too, letting her gaze into his chiseled abs. On his back was a strange pack without a bottom. Ork magic.
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[b]Vaaxius stares at everything with awe, her eyes widening.[/b]
