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6/18/2016 4:59:01 AM
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"I can tell you how we first met, watch. I met you in what remained of The Last City while I was scavenging. A group of Kings bounty hunters attacked us while we were there. After we beat them, I took you to my place in the woods so we could talk more. I remember what I served you, which was Ether infused venison. I remember us falling in love, I remember every bit of it. So don't think I'm not Vaaxius, because I've fought and killed in the hopes of seeing you again."
[b]Vaaxius broke down.[/b]
"So don't go thinking I'm nothing but a lying monster!"
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His eyes darted across her face. She was telling the truth. Although it was a hazy memory, how could he ever forget? He pondered on a question he could ask her. A question only she would know.
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[b]She looks up at him.[/b] "Am I really gone? Did they take everything good about me and destroy it? So much so that you can't even tell me apart from any of them?"
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[spoiler]literally.[/spoiler] [i]"Answer me this. How many penises do I have?"[/i] [spoiler]only she would know.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]what the fück.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]hue. Read the answer.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh God. I read it.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]YEAH.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]im not asking how it works.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Wait what. [/spoiler]
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"One, I remember it perfectly..." [b]Vaaxius blushes intensely.[/b] [spoiler]I feel so weird now[/spoiler]
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[i]"Wrong. I have two."[/i] He blows her head off. [spoiler]let's rewind, shall we? Seems your memory is a bit off, eh?[/spoiler] He asks her, dead serious. [i]"Something only you would know. How many penises do I have?"[/i] He keeps his weapon pointed at her, unwavering.
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[spoiler][quote][i]"Wrong. I have two."[/i][/quote] WAIT, WHAT. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]it's true[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Holy fuk. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]He's a legend.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Okei.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I thought he only had one?.....[/spoiler] "Two, I remember them too..."
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[spoiler]nope. Two dicks. I know my character well.[/spoiler] He lowers his arm. Indeed it was her. A smile drew on his lips. [i]"Hello, love. It's been a while."[/i]
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[b]Vaaxius glomps the every living f*ck out of him, hugging him tightly.[/b]
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He stood his ground, her glomp making his back arch only slightly. [i]"There she is..."[/i]
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"I missed you so much.... I don't care if you're not the same Traliks from my reality... You're still you..."
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[i]"Indeed I am. You, on the other hand, have changed quite a bit..."[/i]
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"It's kind of a long story...."
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He observed her body. [i]"Well, you've kept your sexy shape, so at least you still have that."[/i] He smirks.
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[b]Vaaxius chuckles.[/b] "So how did you get all of this gear?"
