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6/18/2016 4:57:59 AM
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"Take whatever you please. Doesn't matter to me."
[b]He walks a little to the far end of the room, and trips, falling right on top of a pile of swords. He gets back up, but has three swords sticking out of his chest, and has an arm missing. Black liquid pours from the cut limb.[/b]
"Well... I seem to have been... Disarmed!"
[b]He unsheathes a glowing green sword, and impales himself. His arm grows back, armor and all. He sheathes the sword, then pulls the other swords out of his chest, and the wounds heal, again with armor.[/b]
English
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[i]"Why did you find sixteen crates of crackers?"[/i] [b]Malform asks, more than slightly amused.[/b]
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"The Imperium really don't like crackers."
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[i]"I guess I can't blame them. Dry cubes of carbohydrates kinda suck."[/i]
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"You might think, but these are [i]artisan[/i] crackers."
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[i]"I prefer toast."[/i]
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"How? You cannot eat."
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[i]"I used to. Do you think I came out of the vagina with armor stuck to me...?!"[/i] [b]Lucien breaks out into uproarious laughter.[/b]
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"No. But you would forget tastes after a while."
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[i]"No... Bread tastes like baked grains, throw on some butter and it tastes like baked grains with lard."[/i]
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"That... Is not exactly incorrect. Guess it's bad I wouldn't even be able to taste it. I can eat, I just don't need to. Also, I cannot taste anything."
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[i]"I can't either... But y'know... No mouth thing."[/i]
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"Dude, it is literal torture when you eat something and can't taste it. In fact, someone did torture me like that once."
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[i]"I just fall asleep during torture."[/i] [b]He says with a shrug. He had an uncanny ability for sleeping.[/b]
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"I wish I could sleep. Sounds pleasant."
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[i]"It's like being dead."[/i]
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"Pleasant."
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[i]"Well, Blink... It's been nice... But I have to go look for my bike, and then go find Lea. You got a way I can keep in touch?"[/i]
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[b]He tosses him a small black cube.[/b] "Squeeze it then wait for the beep. Then it's on. Then just say what you'd like to say."
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[i]"That works. Well, ciao for now my freaky tall friend."[/i] [b]With a mock salute, Lucien dashes off, in the wrong direction... But... The man seemed to know what he was doing.[/b]
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"See ya." [b]Blink just sits down in the middle of the floor.[/b] "Nobody ever wants any of these damn crackers."
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[spoiler]End[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Typo, or meant to be that way?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Typo. Phone is being a little shit.[/spoiler]
