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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/8/2016 3:17:28 PM
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"I'm a trader. I know about stuff."
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Strange. It's a rare metal... are you undead?
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"...I've been around for a while, if that's what you mean."
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I guess I know what you mean
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"Yeah."
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Well, nice meeting you.
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"Nice meeting you too."
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*Mortar begins to walk away, looking around* This is gonna be interesting
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~There's a large group of Knights. They seem to be yelling about something~
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*Mortar seems interested, so he summons his sword and walks over*
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~One of them, wearing armor shaped like onions, starts yelling~ "To our valor, my sword, and our victory together! Long may the sun shine!!!" ~They all start cheering and yelling "Siegward"~
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*Mortar cups his hands over his mouth* Who are you, and why does your armor look like the onion rings I had with dinner?
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~The onion knight looks at you~ "Oh? Pardon me. I am Siegward of Catarina. Please, do not ridicule my armor."
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Oh, Hey there. And I wasn't really criticizing you, I was kind of hungry and your armor reminded me of something.
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"Ah. That is alright."
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So, what is it that you're doing?
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"Cheering, of course! On our way here, our group was able to slay a demon that attacked!"
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A demon? What was it? *Mortar holds his sword up*
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"Why, a massive fiery creature, wielding a club. Why?"
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Well... Let's just say I have a... Demonic background, and I am a little more alert when one happens to come and attack people.
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"Oh...in that case...I'm sorry. I don't know if it offends you or not that I...delivered the killing blow."
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Oh, it doesn't, since I helped kill my father, also demonic
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"Oh..."
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Yeah... Can I join in your festivities?
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"Why, of course!" ~The knights all cheer~
