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	"Weapons, armor, trinkets. Everything."
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	*Mortar nods* Interesting. I'll come back when you're ready to sell.
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	"Thanks."
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	No problem. What currency do you use?
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	"Gold or silver."
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	Oh, I have some of that, but I mostly use Valhite
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	"I've heard of that. I'll take it."
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	Wait, how'd you learn of it?
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	"I'm a trader. I know about stuff."
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	Strange. It's a rare metal... are you undead?
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	"...I've been around for a while, if that's what you mean."
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	I guess I know what you mean
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	"Yeah."
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	Well, nice meeting you.
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	"Nice meeting you too."
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	*Mortar begins to walk away, looking around* This is gonna be interesting
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	~There's a large group of Knights. They seem to be yelling about something~
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	*Mortar seems interested, so he summons his sword and walks over*
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	~One of them, wearing armor shaped like onions, starts yelling~ "To our valor, my sword, and our victory together! Long may the sun shine!!!" ~They all start cheering and yelling "Siegward"~
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	*Mortar cups his hands over his mouth* Who are you, and why does your armor look like the onion rings I had with dinner?
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	~The onion knight looks at you~ "Oh? Pardon me. I am Siegward of Catarina. Please, do not ridicule my armor."
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	Oh, Hey there. And I wasn't really criticizing you, I was kind of hungry and your armor reminded me of something.
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	"Ah. That is alright."
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	So, what is it that you're doing?
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	"Cheering, of course! On our way here, our group was able to slay a demon that attacked!"
 
										 
					 
		    