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Edited by Obama:
5/24/2016 1:39:42 PM
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I found a prostitute on my porch.
What should I do? My family has enough prostitutes and I can't just kill this one. It already flashed its boobs at me. I called the strip club and they told me to just show it money. Help me offtopic. What do I do?
[spoiler]so many people have liked and disliked this thread lel[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesTell her to get rid of that runny nose, you don't like your prostitutes full.
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2 RepliesIs today porch day? Shit
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Microwave it
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1 ReplyEat it
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Flash your titties. It'll get scared, and may try to Hillary clitton you, but just keep an aspirin between your knees and you'll be fine. Call 411 if necessary.
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5 RepliesQuack
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1 ReplyToo early
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1 ReplyTell her to wait two days. [spoiler] [/spoiler]
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Daily occurrence at my house
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3 RepliesIt's not porch day yet retard
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1 ReplyShe came early.
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1 ReplyTell your mum that you want her to come back in
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1 ReplyThe last time I found a prostitute it ended up being a dog with worms. They got on my wang. *lenny here*
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1 ReplyIt's not porch day yet you dip
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4 RepliesI've seen this before
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Pay to play is my advice.
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Bring out our back pack Pull out M8 Done
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Show it the blaaaarrrrg [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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Show her you Pokemon collection
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Have the sexuals with it then give it a plane ticket to Canada and $40,000. [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyShow it the joy of worting season [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesFHRITP
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1 ReplyMake it take a shower
