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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/10/2016 1:20:35 PM
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I DOWNLOADED A LOT OF PORN AND MAY HAVE GOTTEN A VIRUS
[b]keeps yelling and starts cutting down pillars[/b]
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"THIS IS NOT SOMEPLACE YOU CAN DESTROY!"
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[b]accidentally starts hitting the salad bar[/b] GAAAAAAGAGAHGAGAGAGAGAG [b]explodes[/b]
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"Great job." [b]Sighs[/b] [spoiler]Bold is my thing :([/spoiler]
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I JUST WANT TO BE LIKE YOU PAPA [b]nanobots rebuild me[/b] [b]battle mode online[/b] [b]4 extra arms shoot out of sides[/b] [b]plasma minigun swings out of back and slings over shoulder[/b] [b]top and bottom arms turn into plasma buzzsaws[/b] [b]middle arms turn into plasma cannons[/b] I THINK I'VE BEEN HACKED I CAN'T MOVE ANYTHING ON MY OWN
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"Welp." [b]I step into the shadows and disappear.[/b]
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[b]kicked outside[/b] [b]starts destroying the city[/b] SEE YOU LATer braaaaaavveeee
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[b]I reappear on the dojo wall and watch you destroy the city[/b] "Well."
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[b]explosions heard in distance[/b] [b]tv turns on[/b] 'Breaking News: Robot has broken into a nuclear power pl-' [b]huge atomic blast appears in the sky[/b]
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"Good thing the dojo is protected."
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aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAGGHHHHH [b]crashes through window[/b]
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"MANAGE!"
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[b]green fire emanates off me[/b] Welp, whoever hacked me was a terrorist.
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[b]Sighs [/b]
