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				Ooh, My sword can become many different melee weapons!
*Takes out sword, it becomes a battle axe, then a hammer, and a scythe, etc, then back to a katana/broadsword*
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	Intresting. *Hat starts nudging to be worn in which he puts him on looking like an ordinary hat again* Still no guest.... well except for that one villager that took three steps in and tripped on a chair. He's talking backwards now for whatever reason.
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	*investigates the rift thing*
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	Edited by ALIAS-F4LS: 5/5/2016 4:09:59 PM*Doors of the rift mansion open. It looks like it would be somewhat pleasant if it weren't for the house having no light. A riddle appears on the wall.* "I am the third in the sea and the second on land. I also am the second in your hand." *False sitting on the couch waits.*
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	umm... *holds up the middle finger* Is this it?
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	*Chair starts running after you making a screeching sound. False hits it with a splash of his tea setting it on fire causing it to stop and the light reveals a growling grand piano* Safe to say you pissed it off....
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	*sighs* You want it destroyed? *holds up sword, now a large sledgehammer*
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	Edited by ALIAS-F4LS: 5/5/2016 5:00:58 PMWell it's either become victims of a musical instrument and unusual upholstery or solve a riddle. *Still sitting on the now growling couch that is growing teeth. Pulls a claymore from his hat* [spoiler]The sword not the bomb[/spoiler]
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	I've dealt with worse...
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	*hoards of violent furniture starts to lash out. False stabs his sword through the couch and starts swinging at whatever comes his way with a screaming couch still stuck on his blade.* Quick hint! It's the third in a blade and the first in alcohol! Is that a bed chasing you?
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	*swings the hammer, now a battle axe, around 360°, so everything is splintered and destroyed* I don't think