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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/3/2016 1:38:47 AM
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*Hands you an unidentifiable drink that smells very much like pure alcohol, then he hands you a cookie and a slice of pizza, and then he hands you a sparkler with a tag hanging off of it that reads [i]Warning, this has a very high chance of killing you if you light it... Good luck.[/i] He then hands you a lit match.*
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*chugs down the drink as if it were a shot while wolfing down the pizza and cookie. I light the pink thing on fire* HERE WE GO
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*The whole thing erupts in green flames and then starts emitting sparks that are every color imaginable.*
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HOLY- THIS IS AMAZING
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*Once the sparkler starts to go out it suddenly explodes covering your face in what tastes like pure sugar.* "Yeah, these fireworks may be deadly but they are also frickin' awesome."
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"I DON'T CARE HOW DEADLY THEY ARE" *licks up all the sugary stuff I can*
