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Edited by Randy Rhoades:
5/2/2016 6:58:20 PM
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To all red bar warriors who play crucible
I hope your neighbor changes the WiFi password ;) <3
Edit: Got some troubleshooting tips for you red bar warriors. Alright so ask your mom for like 15 bucks, buy a really long (and I mean really long) ethernet cord. Next, knock on your neighbors door and tell them you need to inspect their router while hiding the cord behind your back. Plug that bad boy in and make sure you have a Pabst blue ribbon in hand to make sure it all goes smoothly. Congratulations,you've upgraded to a yellow bar ;))))))
Edit 2: You people realize this is a joke?
Got several private messages of people whining with paragraphs of these random people telling me about myself. Just comment down below so we can all share in laughing at you.
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What's wifi? Dial up ftw.
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2 RepliesThe red bar guy goes first place in his team. Destiny pvp story.
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3 RepliesBeen reporting this last week like a pro..
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1 ReplyNeighbor? Ha! It's all about that sweet sweet Target Wi-Fi!
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2 RepliesEdited by RynoTheTurtle: 5/2/2016 6:48:21 PMOmg... I'm so over these Laggy ass games. The only way you can win is if you have more laggers on your team. I'm going to call up my Internet provider and ask if I can downsize to 5 mbps instead of my 100.
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1 ReplyA lot of these idiots just can't read the tag. People complain there isn't a Satire tag and when there is one they don't read it. Anyway I seem to only read bar in raids or strikes. If in crucible it's to my disadvantage.
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5 RepliesYou know that because its player to player connection based, even if you have amazing internet you too can red bar, grow up, destiny isn't competitive at all.
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2 RepliesHaving red bar in crucible is like having whiskey dick. Shit doesn't function right and it's not good for anybody.
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1 ReplyThe 89% of italians players have a 7 mb... Do you want change the WiFi password at all italians? xD
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Haahaahaa classic. That was funny.
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Thissss
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XDDDD
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Buuuuurrrrrrnnnn haha
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1 ReplyYou know there's actually people who play from a hotspot on their phone? Shits crazy
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2 RepliesPSA: connection speed has nothing to do with connection quality. So y'all can stop going on about your 50Mb downlink speed. It's irrelevant.
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1 ReplyWhat I want to know is, how can some players remain red barred for an entire match but when it happens to me I'm swiftly booted? I dipped into the red in a few IB matches and was quickly kicked to orbit or weaseled.
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4 Replies[quote]I hope your neighbor changes the WiFi password ;) <3[/quote] Haha... I usually run around 75Mpbs, but yesterday I was 3 to 8, with 30%+ packet loss. My cable provider regulates my speed when I use too much data... So I was red bar warrior for a couple rounds before I got sick of it and got off.
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2 RepliesJoke is on you, McDonald's has no password...
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2 RepliesI even have an old router and 6 people to share it with and I'm green bar most of the time
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20 RepliesEdited by CrestedEBIN: 5/2/2016 7:58:57 PMIt's funny when ppl complain about red bar ppl . Cuz ppl with red bar can't do FA : I was lagging really bad when playing with a dude from Ireland .. Connections just didn't get along :s I've been sniped through walls Had my shots not register point blank shotgun blasts just do nothing Had a possessed bubble Titan whiz by me and continue on at 1000mph somehow a lord of wolves shotgun got me .. Had multiple punches do nothing Drained entire auto rifle clips into ppl and nothing .. Basically if you have a red bar you may as well be standing up high screaming shoot me cuz the only kills you might get are with the help of teammates There is only one weapon that I found can actually cut through lag and ignore damage referee's favouritism .. [i]SOULSTEALERS CLAW[/i] I will try to post vids to flikr of some really obscene stuff links to follow in this thread by tomorrow or tonight .. Feel free to post links to vids of your own cray cray stuff ... Possessed Titan video * MOTW ;) https://flic.kr/p/GNmrN2
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1 ReplyI'm always a green bar, that being said that red bar shit " really grinds my gears ".
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1 ReplyI'd really like to know how some people lag around the map all game with a green bar connection and then towards then end of the game of after the game they'll finally show a red bar connection.
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5 RepliesPeople should be kicked from crucible matches if they red bar, every time
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Edited by GrayFox6622: 5/2/2016 6:41:10 PMIt always pisses me off when I see a red bar player. But then I remember that I red bar at times and I have a $200 router and 200/20 internet. It's frustrating, but we have to remember that 90% percent of the time it's just Bungie and their crappy netcode
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7 RepliesWell Mr randy I hope mommy doesn't want to rent her basement out. That's gonna make you homeless.
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3 RepliesEdited by KannibalKlown: 5/2/2016 3:06:13 PMI noticed 2 minutes into one IB match that I was red-barring. It was my first of the morning. Never happened to me before. So I left the match and reset my router + xbox and everything was fine (And no, I do not use WiFi... hardlined into a 100Megabit fiber connection)
