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				*Goes flying backwards and hits a wall about 200 feet away. He runs back to the door.*
"Open sesame?"
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	[b]Nope[/b]
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	"Abra-cadabra, alaka- OPEN YOU PIECE OF $#%&!!!"
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	[b]Uh-Uh.[/b]
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	*His eyes turn grey and he looks like he's thinking really hard. They go back to their normal green color.* "Please?"
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	[b]What part of no do you not understand?[/b]
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	(He doesn't take no for an answer. He stops on his own terms.) "Oh... I see..." *He pulls out a hundred dollar bill.* "There's a fee isn't there?" *thinking "Why the #$&& am I offering a door money?"