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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/27/2016 8:50:22 PM
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Plants are flame retardant lol
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Fak! *coughs up own spores, then sets them on fire, making everything more flammable* [spoiler]My spores are SUPER flammable[/spoiler]
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... It's like trying to burn a rock m8
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*a rock covered in flammable spores, it can be done because it raises the temp by a LOT!* *grabs puppies when you're blinded and dissolves into the ground*
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[spoiler]puppies are already food m8 ... Only alive one is with chubbs[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]he had more[/spoiler]
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The ones in the ship are already back in the garden ... He keeps trying to outsmart me
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*finds more live pups and leaves with them*
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... Eh whatever ... My plants will be fed eventually
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Throw yourself in there! That'll feed em!
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... "No I'd much rather feed you to them ... It would be much more quiet around here ... Now I suggest you leave before you get hurt" *the flower on my face opens up revealing multiple pink tendrils* (In a deep gurgling voice) "Gardening can be dangerous*
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Fine fine, I'll go. Just so you know, I've tackled worse than a couple pansies.
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*With a whistling noise a thorn covered vine shoots out of a nearby rose bush directly at your back*
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*dissolves into the ground and leaves, spilling threats*
