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Edited by ItsOnlyElo:
4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST
Winner gets satisfaction of winning.
This can consist of punny jokes and just puns
Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun!
-To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.-
Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming
Edit 2: Over 200 jokes!
Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming!
Edit 4: Over 500 jokes!
Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!
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1 ReplyHow is this not in Offtopic
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1 ReplyEdited by TouchGamer: 4/16/2016 5:25:20 PMI didn't really like having a beard [spoiler]but then it grew on me[/spoiler] A man was caught stealin at Walmart balancing on 2 vampires. [spoiler]he was charged for shoplifting on 2 counts[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat did the owls decide to name their rock band? [spoiler]The Who[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesHave you heard about the movie Constipation? [spoiler]its not coming out.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by ScotchEggsRules: 4/16/2016 5:44:42 PMA wig and a turd walk into a bar. Wig walks up to the bar and says "2 pints please barman". Barman says "sorry I can't serve you". "Why?" Asks Wig. "Because you're off your head and your mates steaming".
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1 ReplySomeone defecated in the pool and the lifeguard had to clean it up [spoiler]he had a really crappy day[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyNot a pun, but another classic. Wouldn't be surprised if it has been used. What is brown and sticky? [spoiler]a stick[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by ScotchEggsRules: 4/16/2016 5:44:25 PMWhat do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
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1 ReplyWhy do pilots make horrible comedians? [spoiler]They just make plane jokes[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy did the criminal choose a wedge of cheddar cheese as his weapon? [spoiler]It was really sharp[/spoiler]
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1 Reply#Offtopic
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7 RepliesEdited by MagicFreakZoe: 4/16/2016 6:13:00 PMThere was a rumor that fusions were originally gonna be primaries, however that just turned out to be a mythoclast.
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1 ReplyGuess what? I just bought an ool. As you can see there is no p In my ool. Let's keep it that way.
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Why did piglet look in the toilet? [spoiler]he was looking for pooh.[/spoiler] A priest, a polar bear and a regular bear walk into a bar.....oh wait that one's sexual nevermind.
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3 RepliesA clerk at a butcher store is 6 foot 12 inches and has size 13 shoes. What does he weigh? [spoiler]Meat[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Sir Epic the3rd: 4/17/2016 1:36:33 PMA friend of mine passed away last night due to severe heartburn [spoiler]I cant believe gav-is-gone[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyJust before my grandmother died we put roller skates on her [spoiler]after that she went downhill pretty fast. [/spoiler]
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5 Replieswhy did timmy drop his lollypop? [spoiler]he was hit by a bus[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat do you call a man in the bushes? [spoiler]Russel[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhen does a joke become a dad joke? [spoiler]When the punchline becomes apparent.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhy did Sally fall off the swings? [spoiler]because she has no arms[/spoiler] Knock! Knock! [spoiler]"who's there?" "Not Sally!"[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy did the blind man curse so much? [spoiler]because he couldn't watch his mouth[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy couldn't the cell phone see? [spoiler]It lost his contacts [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhy do the monkey fall out of the tree? Cuz it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. What's big, green, and if it fell out of tree would kill you? A pool table.
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1 ReplyI quit my job at the tuna company. [spoiler]That place a a bit fishy[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWanna hear a joke? [spoiler]womens rights[/spoiler]
