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Edited by ItsOnlyElo:
4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST
Winner gets satisfaction of winning.
This can consist of punny jokes and just puns
Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun!
-To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.-
Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming
Edit 2: Over 200 jokes!
Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming!
Edit 4: Over 500 jokes!
Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!
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3 Repliesi changed my phone's name to titanic[spoiler]and it's syncing[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI have a pet canary who is amazing at performing tricks [spoiler]he is very talon-ted[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI tried to take a picture of the fog but i mist.
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1 ReplyIf you're hotter than me, I'm cooler than you!
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1 Replyi attached all my watches together to make a belt[spoiler]it was a waist of time [/spoiler]
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1 Replyi swallowed some food coloring[spoiler]i feel like i've dyed inside[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat did the windmill think about renewable resources? [spoiler]he was a fan[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Inverse Void: 4/16/2016 4:56:45 AMwhat did khomza always keep in his bag[spoiler]a bomb[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesDid you guys hear that Oryx lost his left arm and left leg?[spoiler]It's okay though, he's all right now![/spoiler] Guardian 1:I heard that master Rahool lost his shoes. Guardian 2:Really? [spoiler]Guardian 1: Yup. I mean it does explain why he's soulless [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by AMC_07: 4/16/2016 4:31:28 AMWhat is Indiana Jone's favorite dance move? [spoiler]the whip[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThis is hands down my favorite post now. More puns!
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Are you a Pokemon? Because I chose you!
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3 RepliesEdited by zooksiee: 4/16/2016 11:38:38 AMThis girl said she knew me from the Vegetarian club... I've never met herbivore. [spoiler]Omg[/spoiler]
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Warlock to Titan: dude do you brush ? Titan: Truth, no why? Warlock: that some serious Dragons Breath
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1 ReplyDid you hear about a business deal of a guy advertising sport equipment with bamboo materials? Well, he got bamboozled!
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1 ReplyHow punny
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4 Replieswhy don't we go to the world trade center and we can look at the planes all day
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1 ReplyYour name takes the cake lmao
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1 ReplyYesterday I broke my finger. On the other hand, I'm OK. Yeah, I know it sucked. But you gotta hand it to me, it was creative. Ok I'm really done now. I can't put my finger on another pun. :)
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3 RepliesRoses are red violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I
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7 RepliesThis is an original Why were babies always being disciplined in the fifteen hundreds? [spoiler]they were always biting their thumbs[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyOn a scale from 9 to 11 I'd crash a plane into a tower
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1 ReplyThe vandals love me so much they're fallen for me
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1 ReplyI could tell you a joke about Oryx, but I'm afraid they've all been Taken....
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1 ReplyDid you hear about the guy that cut the left side of he body off? [spoiler]He is all right now[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesA bloke goes into a bar with a giraffe.. They get really drunk and the giraffe passes out on the floor..the guy starts to walk out of the bar..The bartender says "oi..you can't leave that lyin there!"..The bloke replies. "Don't be stupid mate..that's not a lion..its a giraffe."
