next thing we will have a sport, how long can you sit on your ass, sorry sports require quite a bit of physical exertion in their performance. most of the time ending up being bruised and battered. but its ok we will sit a bunch of people in chairs feed them doritos and mountain dew as a fuel source and have them flex their fingers. we shall now label it a sport. ooo ooo oo what sport shall we call it, ' THE COUCH POTATO" it will now be available in every gym class.