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Edited by sillly:
3/3/2016 4:39:49 AM
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**WORLDS FIRST** Cryptarch Rank 300!
FINALLY Reached rank 300 with the Cryptarch with my Warlock today.
At this time I would like to claim my status as the worlds first cryptarch rank 300+ group. This is bound to be a special group that only a small few will reach. Maybe I'll be the only one since everyone else is going to play The Division.
I would like to take this time to thank the following people to help me reach this exclusive club: myself, friends, family, The Destiny Community, unemployment office, Democrats, the Prostitutes on Craigslist, Dr Pepper Bottling Group, Frito Lay, Snapchat, Facebook, and Bungie for continuing to nerf the amount of XP received for decrypting engrams thru out the years.
Thinking about starting to stream my gameplay so I can be sponsored for my legendary gameplay, worlds first achievements and skill.
Bungie: I gladly accept all rewards handed to me by means of the postmaster, a special emblem/shader; or a trip to your headquarters to sign your Wall of Fame and allow your staff to take picture of a gamer GOD who has mastered your game in all aspects
Remember to spay and neuter your pets.
I love my fans!
Thank you.
Edit: Uploaded Image for proof.
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1 ReplyHow many bottles of Adderall did it take?
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2 RepliesIf you play this much Destiny you should find a way to make money from playing it. - Like you said streaming and getting sponsored is a great idea!
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Unemployment office lmao!!!
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Nice!
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God bless your soul.
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2 RepliesI could be world's first person to eat 300 bees, but I wouldn't be proud of it, same applies here.
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1 ReplyDid you get anything other than blue engram's and coins/motes?
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2 RepliesWow that's sad
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2 RepliesDid you get any new shaders or ships?
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When you have no life
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1 ReplyYou deserve a badge in the shape of an engram
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I'm not to far off at 254
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Good god....
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Sounds like a lot of loot caves back in the day
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Wow. I just got to rank 144 on my main, idk what I'm at with the other two.
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Edited by ryebar: 3/3/2016 10:49:05 PMYou the man! My Cryptarch equals 300 as well. Spread across 3 characters though.
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3 Replies288 No loot caving, at all. (too much Destiny, I know.....)
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2 Repliesso you only have 1 character , I have a 199 ,158, 78 so by default I win and you suck
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Man sorry but I think other people are already there.
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2 RepliesWhats your cryptarch level on your other characters.
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13 Replies48 days played,16 days, 24 days. Go outside.
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5 RepliesOn the subject of the cryptarch. Had anyone gotten any legendary engrams from ranking him up in TTK? I have not, and this is somewhat of an annoyance.
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2 RepliesWorld's first no life? Awesome
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Hey, a shout out to the prostitutes on Craigslist, I love them whores, they never judge you Cuz what can you say when your a whore
