Ninjas. Trolls. Desticles. Sh*tposters. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Desticles attacked. Only Recon, master of all offtopic, could stop them. But when Bungie.net needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Recon, an sh*tposter named An Forklift, and although his sh*tposting skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe An Forklift can save Offtopic