*radio static* Sir this i is a code black situation... offtopic guy is out of bleach i repeat offtopic guy is out of bleach do you copy sir *radio static ends* Godamit... get me on the line with mr president *phone call* The hell you need now general? Mr president there is a code black situation... offtopic guy is out of bleach Well slap my ass and call me a mint we need to get some right now general I know sir but where from? ... i know a guy *end phone call* Get me on the line with mr putin now! *phone call* Mr putin its Mr president look im currenly in a code black situation and... i need your help ...so one of the worlds biggest super powers is...is at its knees I hate to admit it but we are and i need your help Alright Mr president what do you need? Offtopic guy has ran out of bleach... ... oh god this is a crisis ill have a shipment emergency dropped over his house Thank you Mr putin you've saved a crisis *end phone call* *on plane to offtopic guys house* Alright lads this is a code black situation we drop it to early or late offtopic guy doesnt get his bleach you hear me?! SIR YES SIR *pilot looks back* Where nearing the drop zone sir Alright hook it up *hooks up package* Drop it on my mark...3...2...1...MARK *drops package* *radio static* Package away Mr Putin i repeat package away *radion static ends* *translated from russian* *phone call* Mr president you got your package Thank Mr putin you've saved us from a crisis *end phone call* *later that day* A crisis situation happened today when offtopic guy ran out of bleach yes i said that correct offtopic guy ran out of bleach luckily Russian president Mr Putin was here to help and helped save a crisis... back to you ron burgundy Thats all for tonight folks... oh and stay classy san diego [spoiler]the end[/spoiler]

I will keep posting this in cringe threads until everyone has suffered what I've seen.

The aids is coming [spoiler]need bleach to kill it![/spoiler]

You wanted this

*Shudders https://witchwind.wordpress.com/2014/10/07/utopia-what-would-a-womens-society-look-like/ http://sacrilegiouscas.tumblr.com/post/138915987548/this-post-is-courtesy-of-all-the-anti-otherkin Can we just ask 4-chan to invade Tumblr already, this is going too far.

Here you go. :)

Look up "Five nights at Freddie's rule 34"

Top f[b]u[/b]cking kek

Why

Actually, no. This better. Let habilis know if bleach needed. http://www.amightywind.com/

Snake ponies is the worst thing I have ever seen

In the year 2025 in the halls of the Reichschancellory a German soldier was running to an office. when he reached the door he dropkicked it open. "Mine Furor! The Americans are inside Berlin!" Adolph Hitler, king of Neo-Germany, looked up from his volksdesk rapidly. "Mein gott in Himmel! I must escape!" Quickly he ran to his secret underground laboratory. Scientists were running around and conducting scientific experiments. "Active the time machine!" shouted Hitler. Hitler could hear Americans shouting in the tunnel behind him, murdering innocent German scientists and soldiers to satiate their blood lust. "But mine Furor, the temporal coordinates are not set! You could be sent ANYWHERE!" "It is irrelevant, fool! I must survive so that National Socialism can continue!" The thoroughly chastised scientist activated the time machine, and Hitler was thrown through time - to 29AD! When Hitler stepped through the portal he saw a beautiful man with blue eyes and a long beard. "Greetings, my son," he said. Hitler looked around. "Where am I?" "In Israel, my son. Come, have lunch with me. My name is Jesus Christ." Hitler was instantly amazed. He had been a devout Christian all his life and he was honored to eat dinner with Jesus. During lunch Hitler explained the tenets of National Socialism to the Messiah. To his delight, Jesus loved it! Within an hour Jesus was won over to National Socialism. Hitler felt joy in his heart. National Socialism would live again! While they were talking Hitler found himself checking out Jesus' tight bod. If he wasn't Furor of Germany... But he wasn't Furor anymore,was he? That night when Hitler and Jesus were in bed together Hitler said "Jesus, what do you think of... love between men?" "What do you mean, Hitler?" Jesus asked. Hitler took a deep breath. He would have to be bold. "This is what I mean." He leaned over and started Frenching with the Lord. At the same time he reached down and started tugging on his already turgid member (Christ slept in the buff). Jesus broke off the kiss. "Hitler I - I don't know if I can do this. It feels so good, so right, but I'm afraid. I've never been with another man before." "I've never been with a man, either, Jesus. I'm scared, just like you are, but we can't let our fears rule us! I love you, Jesus. Do you love me?" Hitler's eyes had tears in them. Jesus smiled. "Yes, Hitler. I love you." They embraced. Again, they kissed passionately. Hitler continued to jerk Christ off. When he began to tense up Hitler lowered his head to Christ's stiff member and caught Christ's sticky seed in his mouth. There was an incredible amount of it and it splashed everywhere. When Hitler rose up again Jesus locked lips with him. He could taste his own salty semen in Hitler's mouth, and he didn't care. Jesus was happy for the first time in his life.

Bankai?

I'm Christian