The best one I have ever heard is as follows:
Hey girl Is there an activation plate in your pants?
Because I think my spire is forming!
						
					
					
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	That one was amazing. This is not a destiny one, exactly, but I was playing crucible and was in a party with a British man. So what happened is that he got killed and started getting tea bagged so I told him "oh is it tea time already?"
 
										 
					 
		    