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Edited by EV0LVEDJED1:
2/8/2016 8:55:27 PM
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///TRIALS HELL; DON'T READ-WILL CAUSE UNCONTROLLABLE SALT
///Imagine for a moment that you are a noob. A trials novice. A rich, supple, chocolatey scrubbleteen. You want to go in to Burning Shrine this week for some free loot and a little bit of fun. You'd never expect an endless, painful, bloody loop of death and destruction, would you?
Imagine being stuck in a neverending game filled with skull shattering Rez snipes. Imagine your opponents racking up 60 kills before your team decides to jump off of the map and leave for orbit.
Welcome to Trials Hell. Probably the cruelest thing my clan and I have ever done...
Yesterday in Burning Shrine, we were done with our lighthouse runs and wanted to play around. We came across a group of unsuspecting scr00bs and started feeding off of their Rez's which we do frequently for fun. Nothing new there.
Then we tried something new: Once we heard that the capture point was about to spawn, we would get our last Rez snipe, and kill the third guy on their team. Here's the key to Trials Hell: the explosive hazard boxes. After their third guy received a juicy 1ks round to the face, I would throw a trip mine against a wall, stand next to it, and detonate it-killing myself. My teammates would break up and kill themselves on the two hazard boxes near inside special and center room; resulting in all 6 guardians down......and a draw. So a 0-0 match stayed 0-0. Rinse and repeat...
We probably played 15 rounds with these kids since most of the matches ended in a draw. The match lasted nearly a half hour. We racked up 60 kills, and forced them to quit after they simply couldn't take the brutal pain anymore. We felt a twinge of guilt for this, but the maniacal laughter during the Hellish round made the tears worth it.
Welcome to Trials Hell...where sc00bs learn the true meaning of punishment...
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1 ReplyAnd people wonder why less an less people play trials its because of people like you congratulations when you have no one to play with.
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Video or it didn't happen
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1 ReplyVideo?
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You boost against bad kids and still have a 1.2. Maybe that happened to you first?
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Damn Ima have to try it.
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1 ReplyThem poor bastards will probably never play trials again
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1 ReplySavage
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2 RepliesLol that's funny as hell
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1 ReplyThis is so -blam!-ed up but yet so -blam!-ing funny
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So your an a$$hole messing with people. Bullying is fun kids. What are you 12
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Op is fgt [spoiler]and muted[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThey probably didn't care as much as you thought they did.
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1 ReplyShameless bump from a guy who never ventures to the forums
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I'd give you a pat on the back but I see you already got that covered...
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1 ReplyYou are the cancer to Trials.
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1 ReplyThough this is a dick move and why stats can't be trusted in this game, it's not quite as dickish as waving off heavy, waiting a little bit and then proceeding to pick it up and rocket the guys who were courteous enough to relinquish heavy for a fair round. Kudos to you though. Must have felt great destroying the poor noobs.
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1 ReplyAnd you're still a virgin because...?
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1 ReplySo cruel but so nice lol
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1 ReplyThis is the most evil thing I have ever read.... I bet it was fun though lol.
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2 RepliesMust've been some really garbage players. Looking at your kd and more than likely your friends being near the same. You definitely found some like .7 kd players for that match to end up like that.
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1 ReplyI'm gonna need to try this out next weekend
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2 RepliesAs someone who is terrible at crucible and worse at trials, and out of the 8 trials passages I have ever bought I have won THREE games ever in trials... this is absolutely hilarious LOL I used to be that good at CoD MW3... i know the feeling. I have so much jelly I need toast to put it on.
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1 Replywow your an amazing person good for you
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2 RepliesThis is gold!
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1 ReplyEven tho mercy isnt a thing in trails. It should have activated for this. Poor bastards i feel sorry for them. You sir are a savage
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1 ReplyGotta learn sometime
