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Edited by SaraTheItalian: 2/25/2016 3:52:45 PM
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What should I get my bf for his bday?!

He's turning 23 and he keeps saying "all I want is you" but I really want to get him something haha. Any ideas? :) He loves music, gaming, skating, photography, and me hehe. [u]Update[/u]: I'm showing these replies to him and he's laughing like crazy. Making him laugh might be the best gift ever!!! You guys are hilarious!! I'll be sure to let y'all know what I got him for his bday ;) [u]Update 2[/u]: His bday is March 21 so I have plenty of time haha. I wish I could reply to everyone but I'll try! Keep those ideas going, thanks again for all the replies :) [u]Update 3[/u]: Aaahhhh so many good ideas!!! So far on my list from you guys I have shoes, skate bearings, earphones, a nice homemade dinner, a mixtape and The Division(Which should be a gift for me since I love that game hehe)!! Soooo many choices! [u]Update 4[/u]: My PMs are blowing up!! I need to sleep but I wanna stay up and read everyone's replies haha. If I don't answer your questions I'll read over them in the morning :) goodnight everyone [u]Update 5[/u]: Everyone keeps asking so FYI: we've been dating for over 3 years now but we've known each other since we were little kids. So I'm dating my best friend basically :) Best idea so far came from TXginger, I might just do that along with the other ideas for cool gifts from everyone else!! [u]Update 6[/u]: This thread exploded in my face lol(no pun intended). I'll try to respond to everyone but I do read them all!! Thank you all who replied you guys had some great ideas ;) [u]Update 7[/u]: You guys are cray. Lol. And no I'm not sending anyone nudes, what does that have to do with getting anything for my bf? Lol. Thanks again to those who actually gave me good ideas :)
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  • Give him a big hug.

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    • [b]coughs[/b] Teach him the ways of the Jedi, so later I can brutally murder him after a duel and take his saber.

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      • When you said photography I thought you said pornography and laughed a lot harder than I should have.

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        • Get him a puppymonkeybaby

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          • A restraining order so we can get some of that pussy too

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            • [i]Give him a game full of settlements to help. [spoiler]Give him Fallout 4 if he doesn't have it already.[/spoiler][/i]

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              • Give him a game or something, like Fallout 4 or The Division (when it comes out) or sing if your good at that, heck, maybe a new camera since he likes photography, or [spoiler]sexy time[/spoiler] But seriously, really anything he loves. Especially you.

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                • Spend the day together and just have fun. Then go back home and open gifts and do whatever you guys do. Personally, I'd love it if my girl got me a movie I hadn't seen before and we could snuggle up and watch that. :)

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                  • get him a clone of yourself he did say all he wants is you haha

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                    • [quote]This thread exploded in my face lol(no pun intended).[/quote] Welp we know what she got him after that

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                      • Blowjobs Guys love blowjobs

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                      • Find a passable male to female tranny. Convince them of plan. Hide them in closet in bedroom. Call boyfriend for sexy time. Make sure all lights off and no light in room. Tag out with hidden tranny. Turn lights on on middle of sexy time. SURPRISE! Bonus points for filming said act, posting film on his Facebook or joining in on sexy time. Minus points if he says tranny is better at sexy time.

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                        • So let's see... He likes photography... You are a girl... I least I think so I got to photography and got the idea for this comment... Anyway... And you're a girl... With fun bags... I'd like to think he'd be straight if he's dating a girl... You're wearing clothes currently... So I got an idea on how to make his... You know... Head explode... [spoiler]take a picture of a new game he wants with a beautiful scenic view in the background. His brain will be overcome with the amazing gift you gave him and will thus explode. I hope you're okay with cleaning up the blood and gore though.[/spoiler]

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                          • Join in some dinner Overtime, hint at the gifts you'll get him Have dessert Now, some sexy time Continue to hint at gifts Entertain him with a movie/games Now, reveal all of his gifts After this, he'll appreciate them more Read the first letter of each line.

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                            • Give him a brownie with a note that's says "I'm pregnant", and when he recovers from shock, cook him dinner and place a note that says "with twins", then for dessert give him cake with another note that says "and your not the father". Then as he boots you out of the house, hang a banner on his car that says "It's just a prank bro".

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                              • A steak , and a blow job... No words need

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                                The thirst on this thread is real

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                                • Best gift I can think of is.. uhhh I dunno.. halp I can't think. I GOT IT!!!! Give him a pendent with a picture of you inside and have one yourself with a picture of him inside and wear it everywhere and never take it off so you can LITERALLY be together till death. :D?

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                                  • Herpes

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                                    • Slather Nutella all over your body, wait on his bed, and you'll figure out the rest

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                                          Get a necklace with your blood as the pendant.

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                                          • A cool jacket, or tshirt, maby a pop bobble head of a character he likes?

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                                          • Lazagne

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                                          • Sex. Give him sex

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