Well Offtopic?
You know the 'fairy rings'? The circles of mushrooms that you find in fields and forests? Well, as a kid in the countryside I found a lot of them. My grandmother told me that if I went near them I'd be kidnapped and murdered by fairies. That's a pretty normal stance in Irish mythology. Still, I get shivers when I look at fairy rings.
						
					
					
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	Grandpa said if I hit the emergency brake in the car that cops would come and arrest me.
 
										 
					 
		    