Hello OffTopic today we will try to make the most retarded,sexual,and dumb would you Rathers ever 
Example: Would you rather eat yourself or shoot yourself 
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Someone will comment and choose 
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	"It is only a flesh wound" - spoken in a Russian accent
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	Shoot myself. I'd just graze my leg
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	Eat your mom
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	Terrible
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	Stupid question. You die either way, one is instant and painless, the other is hours of extreme pain and probably dying from bleeding out.
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	Shooting would be easier, as your brain will not allow you to simply eat yourself. You can eat yourself, but it would be hard.
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