Trust me I'm a lot funnier xD. Here's a real joke! A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says... [spoiler]I'll serve ya, but don't START ANYTHING![/spoiler]

Haha?

I'll just...excuse myself. [spoiler][b][i]"No one knew where Weasel went that day. Some say he went to tell terrible jokes in other forums. Others say he committed suicide. Those who were close to him knew what really happened, and they have accustomed to life without him. All we really know is that he's still telling god awful jokes. [/i][/b][/spoiler]