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Edit: inb4 you ask the reason you cannot go to me...
[quote]Well, what happened was a former member of the dev team programmed the death counter as an FU after he was fired. Hidden within that coding was "self-destruct" protocol which would explode all organic and inorganic materials across the globe if anyone attempted to delete it.
Thus making you unable to approach me...it's for the safety of all mankind...[/quote]
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hello
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Ain't no mountain high enough!
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What mountain [spoiler]yes I know this is satire[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat if I don't give a shit about humanity and approach you anyways?
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1 ReplyIs there gold in them thar hills?
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2 RepliesWhy did you not move when Indy's Plane was charging you?
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1 ReplyDo the Dew.
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1 ReplyWhat mountain
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4 RepliesFuel beams can't melt steel jet
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2 RepliesWhy not THE BOULDER?
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1 ReplyHey mountain bro.
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6 RepliesWhy can't you be [b]The[/b] Mountain? Maybe decimate your enemies, kill a prince, then become a mindless zombie knight...;)
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1 ReplyHi. Bye.
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3 RepliesBet I could throw a football over you.
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1 ReplyI thought they said "Those mountains." WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
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1 ReplyThe one you can see from the tower? :O
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2 RepliesJet beams can't melt steel fuel. 9/11 did Bush
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2 RepliesEdited by An Engram Full Of Bees: 1/9/2016 1:40:31 AM[b]Inb4[/b] the Hound comes back to life and kicks the Mountain's ass.
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1 Reply.... i am the sea! [spoiler]you can't take that away from me.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWHY CANT I GO TO YOU?
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1 ReplyY u crush oberyn's head?
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2 RepliesDo you know That Hill?
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1 ReplyI'm that hill wassup bish
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1 ReplyWhy so serious ? https://youtu.be/BbMqAeYo2uE
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1 ReplyDo you know That octopus?
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1 ReplyMeep.