Hey guys I'm selling bleachonade over here. It's a mix of bleach, gasoline, windex, wood finish, and paint! Only $1.50!
Shop is closed for now because I got banned. I can still edit post. Someone else can take over shop for now.
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	*put $1000 and a gun on the table * i want mine extra strong. Also can you shoot several times to make sure im dead?
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	*hands over the cash*
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	Here *Hands over 5 dollars*
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	I will take 134.3333 of those, please
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	I'll take all of them for 201.50
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	*puts money on the counter* I'll take one please
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	[quote]Hey guys I'm selling bleachonade over here. It's a mix of bleach, gasoline, windex, wood finish, and paint! Only $1.50![/quote]
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	Can you add thermite in mine please?
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	I'll take twenty cups
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	*pours drink*
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	I'll take all that you have. Quickly please
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	*pours*
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	Can I have some lead to the face with that offer?
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	*pours drink and pulls out gun*
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	Take me out with you. I cant live with this much Autism in the world
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	Got any Laquer Thinner? [spoiler]I need the strong stuff.[/spoiler]
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	Sure thing *pours*
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	I'll take a every single drop that you have.
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	*pours drink*
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	I'll take 3
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	*pours drinks*
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    