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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
12/29/2015 7:07:00 AM
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MIDA usage at an all-time high
And that's not a problem! Is it overused? Absolutely. But why? [b]BECAUSE IT'S A -blam!-ING BASKET OF FUN.[/b]
I don't wear vibrating pants to work because they help me design better, I wear them [b][i]for the THRILLS.[/i][/b] Mida is all the excitement of a new lover without finding out they're crazy two months later and you've already named a cat together. [b]MIDA IS THE CAT. [/b]RETURN THE RING FRODO! [b]YOU [i]MUST.[/i][/b]
Mordor keeps a watchful [b]eye[/b] and Mida is the [b][i]overly large sunglasses[/i][/b] that hide the tears you create when you go to work and realize [b][i]Mida isn't real![/i][/b]
....Or is it? A wise man once said to me:
[quote]I'll give you so much weird, you won't know how to wipe it off.[/quote]
That man was me, and even I could not understand it until using the [b]Mida.[/b]
Guess how many uses there are for peanuts? [b]A -blam!-ING LOT.[/b] But peanut butter is the most fun, and that is why I lather up with it daily.
[b]MIDA[/b] makes you run fast. I ran track for [i][b]5[/b][/i] years, and I'd have had far less shameful losses if I was toting that scout rifle with me for the 400 yd dash.
[spoiler]zoom zoom mother -blam!-er[/spoiler]
The band [b][u]Tool[/u][/b] takes their name from the Mida Multi-Tool. [b]I just had to correct that sentence 3 times,[/b] because auto-correct changes [b][i]Mida[/i][/b] to [b][i]kids.[/i][/b]
[spoiler]Kids should not use guns or run with scissors [/spoiler]
Do you know the square root of [b][i]4,761?[/i][/b] Mida does. It's also a calculator. A [b][i]fast[/i][/b] calculator. You can use it for your math test, go dig a trench, then pick up the tab for bae at a mediocre Italian restaurant. [b][i]All because of Mida.[/i][/b]
[quote]Our dearest Mida
Exotic be thy scout
Your head shots come
Body shot fun
On Twilight gap, as on all maps
Give us this day our daily medal
Back in action double down
Lord Shaxx screaming to the whole town
Believe not what I see
Two Downs [b]THEY'VE CAPTURED ZONE B[/b]
Lead us with your blue HUD
And deliver us from scrubs
[/quote]
[b][i]-MIDA MULTI-TOOL to itself, 2K15[/i][/b]
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4 RepliesOP is my hero. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to store for peanut butter and vibrating pants...
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1 Replya great -blam!-in post!! cheers!!
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4 RepliesMy Mida is a screw driver.
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5 RepliesEdited by Cayde Seven: 12/28/2015 5:31:48 PMLet's see, we have 48 12oz beers, there are 7 of us weighing a grand total of 1,337 lbs, hmm by MIDAs calculations [i]-click-clack-[/i] [b][i]Looks like it's time for you to go, Chad.[/i][/b] [spoiler]Another top notch offering from Pone.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI can't believe I read this, all of it, now I feel slightly stupid.
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1 ReplyIt's also overused because buddy just sold it.
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1 ReplyAdks basket of vibrating pants. Is this the pants party?.... The party in the pants.
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1 Replyummm..people keep acting like mida hasnt been around since day 1...
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1 ReplyI'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the fact that Xur sold it might have been a contributing factor this past weekend.
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1 ReplyEdited by Lewie730: 12/28/2015 6:21:07 PMMIDA has always been a great fun, I have used MIDA quite a bit long before it came into fashion. My buddy would use MIDA to counter all the thorn and Hawkmoon users. MIDA is great, best balanced gun in the game.
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2 RepliesA+ would read again. Overused and popular does not mean overpowered and I fully agree with you. MIDA gets out gunned by weapons that should outgun them in close to mid range like TLW, Monte Carlo, Red Death, and Nirwen's Mercy to name a few. However if I can put some distance between myself and my target, where scouts really shine, then it becomes a beast. Let's not forget that scouts were never heavily nerfed. Why? Because they're working as intended. Every other weapon primary weapon type has been "balanced" already, making scouts more popular.
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4 RepliesI'm loving my Cocytus SR4 with life support and fire fly at the moment. Three head shots and your dead, less if damaged. On my hunter
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2 RepliesMore than likely all scouts will get nerfed because of this new meta.
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2 RepliesIt's balanced,4shot headshot it's kill time is on par with most of the other high usage weapons :)
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2 RepliesNow it gun git narfed
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2 RepliesYou wear vibrating pants...
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2 RepliesDUMB POST AT AN ALL TIME HIGH!
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2 RepliesYou know how I know u were trash in track? Bc ur school ran the 400 yard dash. Big boys run meters.
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1 ReplyBut every thing else sucks.... Then there's always TLW
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8 RepliesThis happens every time xur sells a weapon. It just so happens that he sold a good weapon last weekend. Enjoy your stay at the iron banner this week :)
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4 Replies[quote]And that's not a problem! Is it overused? Absolutely. But why? [b]BECAUSE IT'S A -blam!-ING BASKET OF FUN.[/b][/quote] That right there alone wins the internet.
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8 RepliesYou're a strange duck... [spoiler]I like you.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI think the OP likes Mida
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5 RepliesHow could you not still find your pants?!
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5 RepliesI love the MIDA. That, and the Tlaloc. The best Scout Rifles in the game. [spoiler]Still waiting for the Jade Rabbit to drop.[/spoiler]
