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	"Well shit"
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	"You doomed me"
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	"And I apologize"
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	"You d-doomed me, you religiously -blam!-ED ME"
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	"Hey man, use this" [b]he says, handing him a chip with violas personality on it; a spare[/b]
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	"What's this"
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	"Just put it in man, don't you trust me?"
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	"Not after you religiously fųcked me"
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	"That's... True, look just put the damn chip in"
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	"Fine" [b]he rams it into the port [/b]
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	[b]He hears the voice of Viola [/b] "Yoooo, what's up, it's alpha, I'm inside you now"
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	[i]What![/i] "W-what did it do"
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	Hunter: "congrats, you now have Viola- er, Alpha as an onboard A.I for yourself"
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	"Can I mentally bang her"
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	"Why not"
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	"Think of her as Cortana and yourself as master chief. Actually, that's the exact scenario"
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	"Don't see how this helps the fact that I'm RELIGIOUSLY FŲCKED"
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	"If you die; this has a vessel. You're helping someone when you die"
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	"A female in a male body"
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	"Alpha is gender less, we chose her to be female"
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	"Which means it's she"
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	"This is a copy from before we gendered it, meaning it's neither"
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	"Aha"
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	"Indeed"
 
										 
					 
		    